Man and woman are NOT the same

- Bananas in the refrigerator? What are you, Puerto Rican?

- Everybody, this is Dylan. He’s from L.A.
- He’s the reason I can afford all this beer!

- Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you’re dating because last time I checked work doesn’t reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn’t make you gay.

- I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliche of true love. Shut up, Katherine Heigl, you stupid, little liar!

- Why do women think the only way to get men to do what they want is to manipulate them?
- History, personal experience, romantic comedies.

- Aaaaahhh
- What’s wrong
- Nothing!
- When women start screaming it can be misconstrued.
- Just keep going

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