F(C)at, fairytale

- I’ll steal you blind, and you’ll never even know I was there!

- Holy frijones…

- I hate cats!
- That’s not what your mama said!
- Ooooooohhhhhh!

- Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
- No! That is just a rumour, spread by dogs!

- NO! Please, you have… shown enough.

- Fear me, if you dare!

- My thirst for adventure will never be quenched!

- You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!

- That’s a lot of heel for a guy, don’t you think?

- We want a full, complimentary continental breakfast.
- And don’t even think of skimping on the tiny little muffins.
- But we don’t even have tiny muffins.

- You are not as good as they say you are, Miss Softpaws. You’re better.

- Don’t make the cat angry…

- … one bottle of catnip!
- It’s for my glaucoma.

- How *dare* you do the Litter Dance at me!

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