Self-help movie?
 He's Just Not That Into You |
“A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes.”
“- Why did you do that?
- Because you smell like a dog pooh”
“Connie, do you know why that little boy did those things? Because he likes you.”
“We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.”
“How stupid is that a girl has to wait for a guy’s call anyway, right?”
“He’s totally gonna call.”
“I just need you to stop being nice to me unless you gonna marry me.”
“Am I… will I be Al Pacino in this scenario?”
“- Maybe he lost my number or is out of town or got hit by a cab.
- Or maybe he is not interested in seeing you again?”
“MySpace is the new booty call”
“What if you meet the love of your life? Are you suppose to let that pass you by?”
“Is that an invitation?”
“I had this guy leave me a voice mail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and then he emailed me to my home account, and the whole thing just got out of control, and I miss the days when you had one phone number and one answering machine, and that one answering machine had one casette tape, and that one casette tape either had a message from a guy or it didn’t, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It’s exhausting.”
“I can’t text, I’m not charming via text.”
“- So what now, I’m just supposed to run from every guy who doesn’t like me?
- Ah.. yeah.
-There’s not gonna be anybody left…”
“- He was cute…
- Yeah. Please don’t cyber stock him”
“The rule is this, if a guy doesn’t call you, he doesn’t wanna call you”
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knock yourself out
p.s. i want a divorce
Posted on February 7th, 2009 at 6:33 am
what is the ending quote in the movie where GiGi says its not about finding your happy ending, its about finding you or something!!! its a pretty long quote at the end of the movie i cant find it anywere!!!!
Posted on February 9th, 2009 at 8:21 am
^ oh my god, me it ! i want it haha. i know exactly which one you’re talking about lauren.
Posted on February 9th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
me too ***
Posted on February 9th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Just wondering if anyone knows the line that Gigi says to Alex as she is leaving his apartament in tears..it was something like “i’ve done alot of stupid shit, but i wont end up alone” i just want to know the exact quote.
Thanks for the help
Posted on February 9th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
i was also looking for a transcript of the part where Gigi yells at Alex.. something to the effect of “i’d rather be like that than like you…” if someone could help i’d greatly appreciate it
Posted on February 12th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I’ve been looking for what Gigi’s saying at the end too it’s really good, Isomthing like, sometimes a happy ending just means, moving on…
Posted on February 13th, 2009 at 10:57 am
“Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we’re told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we’re so focused on finding our happy ending we don’t learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don’t, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn’t include a guy, maybe… it’s you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is… just… moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope”
Posted on February 13th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
thx Rachael! Does anyone know if the movie is available on torrents or something cuz otherwise I’ll go bankrupt till it’s out on dvd lol
Posted on February 14th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
thx sooo much rachel!!
Posted on February 15th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Gigi: I would rather be like that, then be like you.
Alex: Excuse me? What’s that supposed to mean?
Gigi: I may dissect each little thing and put myself out there so much but at least that means that I still care. Oh! You’ve think you won because women are expendable to you. You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way but you don’t fall in love that way either. You have not won. You’re alone. I may do a lot of stupid shit but I’m still a lot closer to love than you are.
Posted on February 16th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
omg thanks Maggie and Rachael i’ve seriously been looking since the first day this movie came out (the day i saw it) for those two quotes… they have been no where!
Posted on February 16th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
do you guys know the quote from the middle of the movie…it’s the crazy girl looking into the camera monologue when she’s talking about caller id? i’ve been searching and searching!
Posted on March 1st, 2009 at 1:25 pm
on caller id:
If a guy doesnt call me.. i would like to preserve the right to call him in 15min intervals until he picks up..but if he looks down and sees my number he would think that I’m a psycho or something, which i’m not..obviously!
Posted on March 15th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
What’s the line that Alex’s says explaining the “spark” to Gigi?
Posted on June 3rd, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Lauren I’ve just got done watching the movie again after like 10 times lolz… I hope this is the quote u r looking for in the end and I hope it helps =)
Gigi: Did you forget something?
Alex: Yeah, I did.
Gigi: Really? What did you forget?
Alex: This.
Gigi: You came all the way here at 11:00 at night to bring me back a promotional pen?
Alex: Yeah. I thought I should just come up with some really great excuse to get over here. That’s how it’s done, isn’t it?
Gigi: Sometimes.
Alex: Look, I can’t stop thinking about you. It’s a problem. I drive by your place, I call and hang up. I’m turning into…
Gigi: Me.
Alex: Yeah.
Gigi: A wise person once told me… That if a guy wants to be with a girl he will make it happen, no matter what.
Alex: That’s true.
Gigi: But when I was hurling my body onto yours… you did not seem to want to make it happen.
Alex: Yeah, all right. Here’s the thing about that: you were right. I’ve gotten so used to keeping myself at a safe distance from all these women… and having the power… that I didn’t know what it felt like… when I actually fell… for one of them. I didn’t know.
Gigi: Look, I just went out with your friend Bill and…
Alex: Yeah.
Gigi: He might be just exactly what I need. No drama. He calls, he does what he says.
Alex: I can do that stuff too.
Gigi: But you didn’t. And that same wise person told me that I am the rule. That I have to stop thinking that every guy will change. That I have to stop thinking that…
Gigi and Alex kiss….
Gigi: I’m the exception.
Alex: You are my exception.
Posted on June 5th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
does anyone know the quote that ben affleck says to jen when he proposes to her?
ive been looking for it everywhere
Posted on June 6th, 2009 at 8:03 am
Ben Affleck proposing: “I love you, so much… So much. And I wanna make you happy. I need to make you happy… …for me to even have a shot
at being happy. Will you marry me?”
Posted on June 6th, 2009 at 11:05 am
I may dissect each little thing and put myself out there so much but at least that means that I still care. Oh! You’ve think you won because women are expendable to you. You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way but you don’t fall in love that way either. You have not won. You’re alone. I may do a lot of stupid shit but I’m still a lot closer to love than you are.
Posted on June 6th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
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Posted on June 12th, 2009 at 11:25 am
i still don’t know the quote gigi says right before she leaves Alex’s house after the party??
Posted on June 12th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
what is the quote at the very beginning? where gigi is talking and its during the opening credits, the quote leads into “he’s just not that into you”
??
Posted on June 12th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
I really like your post. Does it copyright protected?
Posted on June 14th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Hi! I like your srticle and I would like very much to read some more information on this issue. Will you post some more?
Posted on June 15th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Hey ummm I also want to know the very last quote Alex or GiGi says!! Its soo adorable but I wanna know it all!!! Any help?
Posted on June 17th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
OMG yeaa!!!! i wanna know the same thingg that kate smith wants to know!! >> what is the quote at the very beginning? where gigi is talking and its during the opening credits, the quote leads into “he’s just not that into you”
Posted on June 20th, 2009 at 11:43 am
THANK YOU JOSE!! YOU ARE AWESOME! I love that quote!! Thanks thanks thanks!!
Posted on June 20th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
what is the quote that ben affleck says.. its like, something about how people have to tell other people they are happy or something? its kind of towards the beginning when jennifer anniston anounces that her sister is getting married? ..does anyone know what i am talking about?
Posted on June 25th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
whats the quote at the very end of the movie where gigi is talking…
Posted on June 26th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
throughout the movie they do little bits of other women that are not related to the plot. theres one that talks about her cheating husband and how she caught him every time. shes sitting in the restaurant talking about it and then at the end she says how she was the one that was always cheating….but whats the exact quote??
Posted on July 22nd, 2010 at 9:10 pm
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